HOW TO RECEIVE is open for business!
No, it wasn’t the tanning beds.
No, it wasn’t half price on the cooler drinks.
No, it wasn’t the privilege of bringing a guest for free each day if I cared to.
No, it wasn’t even the cool “black card” t-shirt I got.
It was the massage chairs.
A couple of days ago I decided to ask at the front desk. What gives?
Yet none of them care to use those chairs?
What’s up with that?
Who am I kidding?
Your Relaxed Friend,
If you’re ready: HOW TO RECEIVE is now registering students.